OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
[tumblr geek after being bitten by a black mamba] oh no!! danger noodle does an anger! scaly pupper! she protec but also attac!
Literally every overseas american soldier could spontaneously combust right now and no American would be a tiny fucking bit more in danger @chriszizz-blog
that violin is way too big they might still hear it and take comfort
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i went to the met today
Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.
So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh
i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can
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Imagine being a dumbfuck named gayassretard and expecting people to actually care about his stupid gay ads beliefs as if he was the next political standard.
came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published
Keep your head up queen your Air Pods are falling
